Iguanagate - the 'stone top defence'

Just when you thought every possible angle of Belinda Neal and John Della Bosca's infamous night had been covered, comes the truth of what really caused the events - you read it here first.

While writing some copy for a design company on website they had created I happened by Stone Italiana site and their listing of recently completed jobs providing stone tiling and bench tops. This caught my beady eye:

Iguana Joe Restaurant, Sailing Club, Gosford:

Brasil and Cangrande tiles, Bistro top Mais, Bar top Tuttifrutti and Brillante Nero, Vanity and Reception tops Brillante Blu.

I think confronted with a "Tuttifrutti and Brilliante Nero" bar top I'd be pretty irate too.

And OBVIOUSLY on exiting the venue, they took the 'reception tops' as a subliminal cue - causing the most brilliant blue we've seen in a long time!